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cooldudebro:

cooldudebro:

cooldudebro:

please unfollow this blog

he is gone. you should leave.

thank you to everyone who unfollowed, its what cooldudebro would have wanted. unthank notyou to everyone who has yet to unfollow.

powerburial:

take me down to the forbidden city where the grass is forbidden and the girls are forbidden

swarnpert:

white people culture

  • things being too spicy
  • tupperware
  • infomercials
  • the YMCA song
  • elvis impersonations
  • crazy cat ladies
  • suburbs

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx)

Anonymous asked
Oh sweet baby jesus your lips are gorgeous

sexhaver:

they are only used for praising jesus and nothing else

smokeybissli:

merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!

lol that’s my go to poor students meal when we scramble for pennies